oh there are SO many
one that stands out above the rest that i will always remember and laugh about for my whole entire life is this time that my younger sister and i were sitting at the table eating cheerios.
i liked to layer on the sugar … like sugar then cheerios … then sugar and mroe cheerios, then sugar and cheerios and then sugar and milk. even better if there was brown sugar in the house.
i was eating my sugarmilk and cheerios. she was eating her mostly plain cheerios … and slurping. slurping them off her spoon. SO ANNOYING
i hated it. i was like please stop. she kept doing it. i asked again. she kept doing it. i was like … STOP SLURPING YOUR CHEERIOS
she said “I’m not slurping them, you want to see slurp, I’ll show you a slurp…”
and she did a big exaggerated slurp of cheerios …
AND MADE HERSELF CHOKE ON THEM
and she spit out a big mouthful all over the place.
and i thought it was the funniest thing in the entire world, then. even with milk and cheerio spit all over my face. i laughed and laughed at the instant karma of it all. i, of course, didn’t have any idea what the concept meant, but i laughed and laughed and told her it served her right ! and it did!
she should have just stopped slurping !